video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh oh

video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*

me: fuck

video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
me: shit

video game: *protagonist relives happy memories nearly the end of the game*

me: here it comes

Video games yeah
 *watches a movie*
 *sees a dog*

me:  if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD
Posted Oct 18 , 2014


i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

Posted Oct 18 , 2014
animals about


if you have pets, please tell them i love them

Posted Oct 18 , 2014


pauses a roosterteeth video to watch another roosterteeth video

Posted Oct 18 , 2014

Naruto:  Oh, hey! There you are. It's me, Uzumaki Naruto, Konoha's number one unpredictable ninja and the future orange Hokage!

Naruto:  Wow, I can't believe it's really been 15 years--and you've been with me the whole time! I couldn't have done it without you!

Naruto:  A lot of stuff has happened, and you were with me through all of it. The good stuff... and the bad stuff, too. But it all turned out okay in the end! I'm glad you were here to see it!

Naruto:  I just wanted to say thank you for sticking with me all the way, and for everything else you did, for all of us...

Sakura:  Thank you for growing up with me--with hard work and dedication you can accomplish anything!

Kakashi:  Thanks for helping this old man finally do something right for once. Remember to always protect your comrades, no matter what.

Sai:  Thank you for being my friend.

Hinata:  T-thank you, for never giving up, no matter what!

Shino:  Thank you for remembering me.

Kiba:  For, uh--

Akamaru:  Bark! Bark!

Choji:  Thanks for all the snacks, and for watching me bring out my true strength when I needed it.

Shikamaru:  For trusting me, even though it's a total drag...

Ino:  For remembering I'm just as strong as Shikamaru and Choji and a billion times cuter!

Lee:  Thank you all for staying by my side even when things seemed bad! You can do anything if you train hard enough!

Guy:  For living everyday full of YOUTH!

Tenten:  For helping me get stronger and putting up with my ridiculous teammates...

Neji:  Thank you for letting me live.

Minato & Kushina:  Thank you for looking after our son!

Gaara:  For giving me a second chance.

Sasuke:  ......

Sasuke:  (Naruto punches his shoulder)

Sasuke:  Hn...

Sasuke:  ...Thank you for never giving up on me...

Naruto:  Thank you for everything! I owe all of you a big, steaming bowl of Ichiraku ramen! And even though it might seem like it's over I promise I'll never forget you. I made a lot of new friends these 15 years and that includes each and every one of you!

Naruto:  Let's see... did I forget anything?

Naruto:  Oh! Right!

Naruto:  Thank you for believing in me!
Posted Oct 18 , 2014
Naruto I'm gonna cry


my favorite thing is when you’re petting a dog and you stop for a second and it bumps your hand with its nose like hey don’t stop now keep going

Posted Oct 18 , 2014
Animals Dogs


if you’re confused about what my blog’s really about, don’t worry

i’m confused too

Posted Oct 18 , 2014